genericanimegirl: fyeahzack: genericanimegirl: teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school Teachers who try to give you homework*
honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
eyebrowgod: you kno what time it is
tupacabra: “…and that’s my presentation.”
willthewriter: popitfadatnigga: cosbyykidd: noah-andrew: I’m watching SNL right now and I’m worry… Kanye Wests is obnoxious and sounds like an angry twelve year old yelling at his teacher. He sucks.
yesimbeyonce: youplayedittothebeat: yesimbeyonce: “FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later “FUCK KANYE WEST” says the rational person who can recognize an egomaniac with no talent when they see one. what was that?
slickwilly33: catswithbenefits: why is everyone making fun of amanda bynes!? how would you feel if your mom was stranded in a hot air balloon??
toinfinityandbeyonce: white people sure do love “sassy” black people
internetexplorers: breaking-th3-habit: internetexplorers: internetexplorers: imagine a grape-sized human OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD Two kinds of people.. i am one person..